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10 Best Quotes About Drinking

Over sixty years ago, Janis Joplin questioned in her first ever recorded song: “What good can drinking do?” to the strum of a guitar. Years later, it seems, people are still asking the same question. Numerous sources of questionable reputation, think that drinking can do a lot. In the moment, everything seems like a great idea. There’s nothing like a couple of aspirin and a good sleep to replenish your brain cells following a revelry. To cure what ails you or ail what cures you, we’ve collected the following 10 Best Quotes About Drinking:

1. “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” Dean Martin

2. “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” Ernest Hemingway

3. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” Frank Sinatra

4. “Well I got a bad liver and a broken heart, I 'runk me a river since you tore me apart. And I don’t have a drinking problem, ‘cept when I can’t get a drink.” Tom Waits

5. “Next to music beer was best.” Carson McCullers

6. “Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” Mark Twain

7. “Then trust me, there’s nothing like drinking. So pleasant this side of the grave; it keeps the unhappy from thinking and makes even the valiant more brave.” Charles Didbin

8. “The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” William Butler Yeats

9. “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” Steve Fergosi

10. “That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.” Charles Bukowski

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