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How to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Apparently some folks have way to much time on their hands. Some folks have come up with 100+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart. I might add next time I'm in Walmart here in Missoula I will try to do a few of these and get away with it.



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1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

5. Go into a *beep* room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly “There’s no toilet paper in here”.

Don't worry there's plenty more where that came from.

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