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Kate Moss' Drunken "I'm So Horny" Sex Toy Shopping Spree

Kate Moss, future wife of The Kills guitarist Jamie Hince, visited a sex shop in
London with some of her girlfriends following a heavy night of drinking, declared "I'm so horny", and had an adult toy shopping spree. Reports from News of the World state that the 36 year old model declared she was "so horny" and ordered the staff to give her seven sex toys. The staff complied and Moss, per an eyewitness "started squirting strawberry flavor[ed] lube all over the place and playing with a big black sex toy. She was hitting the side of her face with it. Then she put her mouth over it, simulating oral sex, and rubbed it up and down after smothering it with lube."

Like any weathered alcoholic, Moss then sniffed some "poppers" or amyl nitrate, fell twice, and passed out (stone cold) on the floor of the shop. When Moss came to, she apparently picked up where she left off with the sex toys and kept yelling "I'm horny and I'm in a sex shop."

Yikes.

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