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Gary Brooks Faulkner: Osama Bin Laden Hunter

Gary Brooks Faulkner is Osama Bin Laden's hunter.  Officials in Peshawar, Pakistan detained a fifty two year old construction worker by the name of Gary Brooks Faulkner after finding him in the forest of the Chitral region on Sunday, June 13, 2010.  When authorities questioned Faulkner, Faulkner confessed that he has made seven trips to the region, armed with night vision, a pistol, and sword to "find and kill Osama Bin Laden."

Authorities dismissed Faulkner's claim.  Police Officer Mumtaz Ahmad Khan stated: "we initially laughed when he told us that he wanted to kill Usama Bin Laden.  Mumtaz and other officers confiscated a 40 inch sword, a handgun, and night vision equipment and reported that "our suspicion grew."

Intelligence officials later questioned Faulkner on Tuesday, June 15, 2010.  Faulkner revealed that he had already journeyed to Pakistan seven times and visited Chitral three.  Faulker stated that he was on his way to Nuristan, an eastern region of Afghan to search for the notorious Al Qaeda leader.

When authorities questioned Faulkner's motives, he held firm to his Christian beliefs.  Faulkner stated: "God is with me, and I am confident I will be successful in killing him."

Police have assigned Faulkner with an official guard, a common practice, while he is in the remote areas of Pakistani town of Bumburate.  U.S. Embassy representative Richard Snelsire are in the process of confirming Faulkner's identity and are looking into Faulker's arrest.

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