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Pole Dancing Doll

America is going to hell in a hand basket. Miley Cyrus has started a wave, a movement of corruption. I will be shocked if this doll sells but if parents actually buy their kids this doll I will be so ashamed.

pole dancing doll

"A pole dancing doll is now available for purchase and I'm sure you're just waiting to rush out and buy one for your little pole dancer. Seriously, what has Miley Cyrus started? The toy comes with a detachable pole that the little doll can go "up and down" very easily (that's straight from the box). It even plays music! Don't worry mom and dads, the doll is fully clothed (for now)." via Gather

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