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Sean Penn and Charlize Theron a Couple???

In "Wow, that man has a thing for punishment" news, Sean Penn is rumored to be romantically involved with Charlize Theron. The couple has apparently been attempting (in vain) to keep their relationship under the Hollywood radar buuuuttttttt scoops are snitching.

And the fact that Charlize is notorious for being a raging b*tch combined with Penn's previous taste for them (he was once married to Madonna and second wife Robin Wright) we're pretty sure these longtime friends have allowed their relationship status to become more.

Plus we've heard rumors for over four years that the two were canoodling. Sean helped Charlize pick up the pieces after a break up with her longtime partner Stuart Townsend. Then Charlize returned the favor when Sean broke up with Robin. Then they attended a few events "together but not." Then there were a few trips to great vacation spots where they "just so happened" to be in close proximity to each other. Then they went to Seth MacFarlan's holiday gala in December of this year. And they "just so happened" to return to LAX on the same flight but separate cars home following a Hawaiian holiday getaway. And then they left Chralize's house together but again in separate cars on January 2, 2014 at 9:45 a.m.

For some reason, this relationship has our blessing. Perhaps Penn's altruism and short fused temper will tame Charlize's not so nice side.

For more, go to the Daily Mail

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