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Stoned Wallabies a Security Risk for Poppy Fields in Australia

Australia supplies 50% of the world's legal poppy from which we derive morphine and other opium based narcotic medications. Well all of that is being put at risk by stoned higher than a kite wallabies who are eating the poppy and creating crop circles. No doubt we should check these wallabies into the nearest Drug Rehab Center.

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"Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said." via BBC

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