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Tiger Woods Re-Proposed to Ex Wife Elin Nordegren

In "never in your wildest" news, golfer Tiger Woods reportedly re-proposed to his ex wife, Elin Nordegren, on Christmas. The proposal follows the thirty seven year olds string of scandalous affairs which caused Elin to take custody of their two children and then divorce him for a whopping $110 million dollar settlement.

An unidentified source close to the couple suggested to several news sources that the grass is still grass on the other side of the fence for Woods. With his reputation shattered and his game faltering, the source stated Tiger's been "desperate" and "determined" to win Elin back. So much, in fact, he is willing to sign a $350 million dollar anti-cheating clause in their second marriage contract. Provided he wins her back.

The source claims the pair have been spending a lot of time together at one another's Floridian homes and that Woods offered a new diamond bauble to Elin during the holidays.

They say that the worst reconciliation is better than any divorce. If these two reunite, we've all got our proof that love (and money) endure a lot.

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